Saturday, 21 May 2016

A LETTER TO MY CRUSH'S BOYFRIEND


Dear Opponent,

My name is Felix. You don't know me but I've heard a lot abouyou. I've been madly in love with your girlfriend, Cynthia for 5 years now. 

Yeah! I know it's been a long time but I keep having hope that maybe some day she'll look at me with love in her eyes instead of pity.

I've tried all the love tactics in my book to convince her to be mine but she keeps throwing those words "I'm in love with someone else" at me. Those words pierce my heart each time I hear them. 

It hurts to know that she's madly in love with you and honestly, I would do anything to have a girl cherish me the way she cherishes you. 

I feel jealous even when she looks at a cat more than once. It's that bad! I'm obsessed with her.

I'm writing this letter to remind you of the treasure you have in case you've forgotten. I hope you're aware that there are other treasure hunters after your treasure? 

If you didn't know, know it now; you're not the only man after her heart. 

People like me are praying that you break her heart so that we can rush in, comfort her, make her forget you and then take her to the altar. 

God! Every night, I dream of seeing her pregnant with my child! I don't understand how I'm ever going to achieve that when you're still very much in her heart and life.

I've used you as a prayer 
point these last few months. When the man of God in the church says "Open your mouth and pray that every stumbling block in your life would be destroyed", the first thing that comes to my mind is YOU. 

Every time, I fast and pray, I don't forget to mention your name. Each time I burn prayer candles in my room, I burn a red one specifically for you.

After all these tactics I've employed, you still refuse to be moved. I don't know what you're waiting for oh. If you want to marry her, abeg do am sharp sharp because my eye don dey red!! 

If you have no intention of marrying her, please reply this letter asap and send your blessings alongside. Don't tempt me to go to a native doctor and ask him to prepare a love potion for her oh!

How can a man catch a fine bird and leave her outside without cha
in or cage? Answer this question for me in your letter.

Kind regards,

Miserable Crusher.


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