Naughty Friday: The 10 Commandments Of Giving A Blow Job

Today is actually for the ladies but it will benefit the guys more in a very good way *winks* Ladies, you might need a writing pad for this one! Whether you’re a PRO at giving blow jobs or you’re still a total novice, this Friday is dedicated to you.

If you want your man to remain loyal and faithful to you, then you have to learn how to give him a mindblowing blowjob at least twice a week. Don’t shout oh! It’s a daily ritual that has to be enjoyed by the both parties involved.


1. Thou Shall Not Use Teeth:

Ladies, I know the dick looks fleshy like chocolate but please don’t bite it! Open your mouth wide like when you want to lick a lollipop and take it slowly in your mouth.

You may love to playfully nibble on it from time to time but don’t bite too hard. A little nibble can make a blowjob extremely lovely but the be sure your man feels comfortable with the idea.

2. Thou Shall Use Plenty Of Saliva:

Lubrication is the key to giving a wonderful blowjob! No man likes it dry and rough; they all like it wet and sloppy.

The wetter the better- use plenty of saliva while sucking that chocolate stick. Using plenty of saliva will help your mouth slide all the way down his candy and back up. Your man will be on cloud 7!

3. Be Generous With Thy Tongue:

I’ve already given you a quick description on how  to use your tongue instead of your teeth. Just suck it like a Lollipop. Run your wet tongue along every inch of his length as you suck the hell out of him!

4. Thou Must Make Love To The Candy:

Oh Yes! Make love to that Candy stick, girl. Show it sooo much love and pour all your sugar on it. Don’t just suck that it, make sweet tender love to it.

5. Twirl That Head with thy Tongue:

As you send your man gradually to cloud 9, don’t be stiff! Move your head in different directions as you continue to suck him. Twirl your tongue around him gently. Be flexible.

6. The Tip Is Your Friend, Focus On It:

While you’re sliding your tongue up and down his shaft, don’t forget the tip! Start slowly by teasing the tip with your wet tongue.

After licking the shaft for a few minutes, give some attention to the tip; suck it hard briefly then continue sliding your tongue or lips up and down. He’s going to go crazy with pleasure!

7. Thou Shouldst Moan Deeply While Sucking The Lollipop:

Hmmm. If you know what your sexy moans do to your man, I’m sure you will do it every single minute of the day. While you’re sucking him feverishly like you can’t get enough of him, moan deeply in your throat. It’s going to bring him over the edge faster!

8. Make Eye Contact while sucking:

There is nothing sexier than you looking passionately at your partner while you give him immense pleasure. When you’re sliding your mouth up and down his joystick, maintain eye contact with him! Look deeply into his eyes as you twirl your tongue along his hard shaft.

9. Don’t Forget The Balls:

The twins deserve your attention too. Don’t abandon them while you’re busy; try to carry them all along. Play with the balls by squeezing lightly, sucking, licking and teasing them! Let them join in the fun too!

10. Thou Must Swallow The Delicious Cum:

Hmmm. I know some girls will squeeze their face when they read this one. Just note that a blowjob is not complete if you let the cum pour out; you have to swallow it. Don’t waste any of the hot cum, girl. Swallow every last drop! I heard it’s proteinous by the way. **smiles**

Have a cum-filled day!

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